"Shoot him in the balls!" You said cheering. Granny." Wade said as Weasel went to take the gun from her. Just then the old lady walked in, holding a final gun, unforgettable, pointed at Wade. "He's trying to break the 4th wall." You said. "Yea and you all know what I can do with 12." Wade said. "That's about 3,000 rounds." He said as he set down the empty basket. Weasel walked over and dumped a bunch of bullets into the bag. "This is my type of read." You opened it and began reading. Hugh Jackman sexist man alive?" You said grabbing it. You watched as Wade's old lady roommate grabbed a gun and handed it to him as he tossed a People magazine into the bag. "This is why people are enforcing gun laws nowadays." You said to him, leaning close so Wade wouldn't hear.
He keeps grabbing guns then goes punching that dummy thing." You stared as Wade filled an overflowing Ba with rifles, shotguns, and even a machine gun. "Weasel?" You walked over to him, as he watch Wade beat up some dummy in the corner before running off to rob some guns. Just punch that." You heard Weasel mumble as you walked in the door.
"Jesus Wade." You mumbled as you grabbed your nearby weapon bag and headed for the door. SO HURRY UP!" Wade hung up by slamming the phone with a crash. You made and face and blinked as your ears rang.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I DONT KNOW? DO YOU COUNT A DEATH THREAT FOR YOUR GIRLFRIND FROM THE BIGGEST ASSH*LE ON EARTH GOOD?" "Well any good news? You sound like my doctor." "Afraid not. I couldn't find anything." You and Wade were silent to a moment before he cleared his voice. "Any news on Vanessa though?" You shook your head. "Good to know." Wade said, completely ignoring you. Well anyway, it turns outs Francis and Steroid-girl work to ship off mutants to god knows where." "While you were dealing with your trashy situation, I was doing some research on Francis." "You mean Francis the F*ggot!" Wade said angrily. Taking the time to talk, you pulled over the notebook on the sofa next to you. Wade was silent, most likely agreeing with you. "WHAT OFFENDS ME THE MOST ISN"T THE FACT YOU LEFT ME TO DIE ALONE BUT RATHER CALLING ME THE WORST DEMON TO ENTER POLITICS!!!" You grinned. "Hello?" "WHAT THE HELL Y/N!" You cringed and held the phone away from your ear. You stared at the hand a moment more before you began laughing like crazy.Īfter that, you got no reply, instead your phone rang with a call from yours truly himself. Opening it, you saw a baby hand attached to Wade's wrist with a not so happy assassin in the background. You waited until a photo was sent to you. How long did it take yr hand to grow back?ĭead: It's still not grown back u *poop emoji* You let your fingers fly over the screen as you replied. It was Wade.ĭead: Hey Assbutt! Thanks for leaving me with buzzkill and drama princess. Reaching over to the device, you looked at the screen. It takes your soul and shoves it in the cage with Lucifer.) No matter how many people you killed, somehow it was nothing compared to this. "Why! Why would you do this Sammy!" You said as you muffled your sobs with a mouthful of food. Currently, you were watching the season 5 finale of Supernatural. Hope it will suffice!Īfter escaping the X-man and girl, you made your way back to your apartment to wait for Wade. Here it is: I did this because I couldn't find a clip of it.
It's free and theirs a ton of advertisements/spam but if you go to the 1hr 14min mark. A/N: I found a site to watch the movie if you guys want to refresh yourselves before reading this.